April 2012
Facebook boys: You should come over. We could have some fun, if you know what I mean. ;)
Tumblr boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.
Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.
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wait what are boys
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough