Quirks, like scars and weird laughs.

Bad stuff, like impeaching Christ and marijuana.

Good stuff, like sex and fruit.

I'm weird and gross.

You never cared anyways

onlyblackgirl:

White people tryna use AAVE be like:

YAAAASS Sally Lou Listerine, we are literally about to get crunk and turn up at Starbucks with these on point Pumkpin Spice Lattes, because we ain’t no basic thots…OR NAH. Stay TRILL!

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue